Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding products from him”!
hes from an alternate timeline
the McDogs man actually proves the multiverse theory
one time while i was living rent-free with my grandpa he had to go to the hospital and that’s how I found out he had a major misunderstanding of what a sugar daddy is